420-O-Rama / Black / Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Regular price $30.00
- Artwork by Todd Bratrud
- Screen-printed Front, Back, and Sleeves
- Available in Size S–3XL
- Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
- Product Description: Holy smokes! Look who banged the fuck out of what minimal bucks they have to spare on this top shelf apparel item. But YOLO, am I right? No. Clearly I'm not, because this is the first and last time "YOLO" will ever be typed from my fingertips. Seriously. I sound like I'm either fresh out of a sorority and applying for my first copywriting gig at Buzzfeed, or I'm long in the middle-aged tooth and desperately seeking to sound hip and stay gainfully employed at Buzzfeed. Whatever the case, rest assured that my tongue was planted firmly in cheek while committing the aforementioned unforgivable sin solely for the shits 'n' giggles of this blurb that maybe two to three people at most will even give half a gander at before trying to frantically stuff this in their cart. Talk about flushing precious moments of my day down the online toilet. —Cliver