StrangeLove Skateboards
The Future is on Fire / Graphite Heather / T-Shirt
Regular price
$36.00
- Artwork by Don Pendleton
- Screen-printed Front
- Available in Size S–3XL
- Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
- Product Description: Remember the days when a phone was just a phone? You know, back in the prehistoric day when the device was attached to a wall and you had to spin its rotary dial number-by-number just to reach out and touch someone. And the curlicue cord! Do you remember that twisty little bitch you could fidget with while talking? If so, sorry, but you're old as fuck like us. On that dreary note, do you ever pine for those olden times when you could leave the house and not a damn soul could interrupt your life at any goddamn second of the 24-hour day? Especially those assholes from work. Well, no sense romanticizing it now. Those days are dead and gone. Everyone's connected now for better or worse... or maybe it's just worse, but hey, that's me being Gloomy Gus over here. Anyway, our future is on fire. Real 5-alarm shit. Buy this shirt and be reminded of that slap-happy-ass fact every day you wear it.
