{"product_id":"a-space-odyssey-9-0-deck-1","title":"A Space Odyssey \/ 9.0 Deck","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork by Sean Cliver\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufactured at BBS Mfg.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-Screened at Screaming Squeegees\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaveat: \u003c\/strong\u003eBe aware that \u003cstrong\u003eblemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process\u003c\/strong\u003e. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9.0 x 32.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSpecs: \u003c\/b\u003eNose: 6.75 \/ Tail: 6.75 \/ WB: 14.75\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the wood manufacturing sense, we will not accept any \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003ereturns—in other words, \u003cstrong\u003eyou bot it, you bought it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Description: \u003c\/strong\u003eDon’t trip. It’s just an extinction event. You know, the whole dawn of violence spiel and the evolution of humankind co-opted with some kinda weird Terminator time portal resulting in some kinda weird Terminator time loop—or not? Look, time is a very confusing prospect to ponder and traveling in time is an even more confusing conundrum to contemplate. So, if it’s all too confusing to comprehend without getting an advanced degree in quantum mechanics from MIT and you prefer your oblique references from South Park, just look at the monkeys. Look at the silly little monkeys. Or, for that matter, might as well look at the silly little McCloskeys, too.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eSince the dawn of mankind, \u003cstrong\u003etop stain veneers come in a variety of colors\u003c\/strong\u003e and the one shown here is for \u003cstrong\u003edisplay purposes only\u003c\/strong\u003e. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"StrangeLove Skateboards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46602819829857,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/5819\/1929\/files\/SL_time_travel_2001_web.jpg?v=1773891759","url":"https:\/\/strangeloveskateboards.com\/products\/a-space-odyssey-9-0-deck-1","provider":"StrangeLove Skateboards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}