StrangeLove Skateboards
Bears / Tie Dye Cotton Candy / T-Shirt
Regular price
$32.00
- Artwork by Sean Cliver
- Screen-printed front
- Available in Size M–2XL
- Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
- Product Description: Here at StrangeLove Skateboards we strive for authenticity in all our endeavors. Occasionally, yes, we stumble and fall on our face while doing so, but in this instance—FUCK! We knocked it out of the park. How so? Well, this is a "vintage festival" style of T-shirt, meaning it's exactly what you would find on a dirty hippie spinning out into the astral plane while grooving on a random drum circle in the parking lot of a Dead show. The material is thin, almost threadbare, which successfully allows for all your chest hair to poke through and—get this—if you have dark areolae surrounding your nipples then there's a super good chance they'll be discernible in the sunlight. Amazing, right? I mean, it's almost like you're wearing a gossamer spider web, this shirt is so damn thin, and the only thing it's missing is the fetid, musty sweat smell of not ever having been washed while traveling about the country in peace, love, and happy pursuit of your favorite band. That said: You, the potential buyer, have been warned. This shirt is not for the faint of heart and fashion conscious. It is strictly for people who don't give a good goddamn about how they look or dress in public. —Cliver
