CineCat / Dark Chocolate / T-Shirt
Regular price $32.00
- Artwork by Sean Cliver
- Available in Size L–3XL
- Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
- Product Description: Good luck? Bad luck? Who gives a shit. Halloween is coming and black cats are de rigueur for the season. Plus, this one has Augustus Gloop written all over it (not literally, son, it's just the first chocolate thing that came to my beleaguered mind, which, if I do say so myself, and I am, will not, could not, and never shall be mimicked by some turd of a ChatGPT insta-copywriting program that Shopify keeps trying to foist upon me). —Cliver