{"product_id":"strangelove-pack-31-stickers","title":"StrangeLove Pack #31 \/ Stickers","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eNew Header Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne 3mm 5x9 Polyethylene Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo Staples\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e17 Adhesive Forms\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003ereturns—in other words, \u003cstrong\u003eyou bot it, you bought it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e Product Description: \u003c\/strong\u003eThis deserves a salute, yeah? Thirty-one guns or something? No... shit. It's a 21-gun salute. Hmm. Okay, screw the salute. We didn't need one anyway. Now horns... those we can use. We'll toot our own horns all the livelong day, because if we don't, who will? Okay, no need to get wise-assy. The question posed was rhetorical, nothing that needed an actual response. Look, this is getting way more complicated than intended. All I'm supposed to be doing is giving you some pertinent details about this sticker pack, and now everything just feels weird. Thanks. Thanks a lot. I'm gonna go Blair Witch in a corner now. Happy? Jerk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"StrangeLove Skateboards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49234621562977,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0016\/5819\/1929\/files\/sl_31_pack_web.jpg?v=1791493438","url":"https:\/\/strangeloveskateboards.com\/products\/strangelove-pack-31-stickers","provider":"StrangeLove Skateboards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}