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Li'l Kali / Matte Black / 8.625 Deck
StrangeLove Skateboards

Li'l Kali / Matte Black / 8.625 Deck

Regular price $80.00 $0.00
  • Artwork by Sean Cliver
  • Manufactured at PS Stix
  • Screen-printed at Screaming Squeegees
  • Caveat: Be aware that blemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.
  • Dimensions: 8.625 x 32.375
  • Specs: Nose: 7.125 / Tail: 6.625 / WB: 14.5
  • Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns (in other words, "you bot it, you bought it").
  • Product Description: I don't know if you've ever tried to decipher the little Chinese characters printed on some of our packaged items, but it essentially boils down to: Beware the white devil with blue eyes. Unless, of course, Google Translate did my dirty as it does tend to do. In which case it may actually read: Apple sauce butt cream window bark. —Cliver
  • Warning: Since the dawn of mankind, top stain veneers have come in a variety of colors and the one shown here is for display purposes only. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.

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