“WE HATES BAD GRAMMER”
“WE HATES BAD GRAMMER”
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Timothy Johnson pro model for StrangeLove Skateboards, cigar graphic by Sean Cliver.
StrangeLove Skateboards

Timothy Johnson / Cigar / 8.5 Deck

Regular price $70.00 $0.00

 

  • Artwork by Sean Cliver
  • Manufactured at BBS (Heat Transfer)
  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 33.0
  • Specs: Nose: 7.325 / Tail: 6.75 / WB: 14.75
  • Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
  • Product Description: It's like a cigar, but for your feet. Can you still smoke it? Metaphorically and figuratively speaking, yes; literally… perhaps. I mean, I'm no Surgeon General, but I would advise against trying to do so. For one, it's not a banana peel. This is a manufactured item consisting of processed wood and industrial strength glue. While the latter may sound enticing, I feel safe in saying it's not. So yeah, maybe don't spark one of these up. Darwin Awards are neat and all, but not so much when you're the actual recipient. —Cliver

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