StrangeLove

Nick doesn't like my taste in music. I know this because he flat out told me so while sitting (and mostly sleeping in) shotgun as I drove us back down to Southern California from Santa Cruz following the 50th anniversary extravaganza hosted by NHS, circa 2023. Granted, it was a super long ass drive. He was also dealing with the mental and physical repercussions of a bizarre if not ridiculous shower mishap, and I'm sure I had on some random Spotify playlist that was algorithmically grabbing anything and everything that may have vaguely applied to the UK sounds of the Courteeners and the Vaccines. So, at some point, Nick grumpily told me he was over it and hijacked the bluetooth connection to play music he liked.

Does this sound familiar at all? If so, you were likely a devotee of Big Brother skateboard magazine, circa 1995-ish, when Mark Lewman approached us with the idea for a sporadic column entitled “Who Fucking Cares.” The idea, in a nutshell, was to talk about something grossly irrelevant that had no business being in a skateboard magazine. At all. Could be anything from tropical bird care and feeding to Scandinavian spa maintenance. Then again, this concept could have applied to most any articles printed in the magazine, contest and tour articles included. But, you'll notice, there is no question mark at the end of said title, because a query was never intended.

I'll admit I was tempted to use the AI prompt for this post, if only to see what bizarre, nonsensical copy it would scrape out of the ether. It's become a new guilty pleasure of mine on eBay, reading all the inane descriptions that have no real meaning or character whatsoever, but is that what lies ahead for our crumbling civilization? Is the long awaited decline of the west finally at hand? Was Skynet given way too much credit for the long, whistling note of a flatulent fart that we'll likely go out on? Whatever you may think or believe, it's safe to say that AI would not have introduced this latest Village Psychic video by Caleb Roepke, "Quit While You're Ahead," featuring our two amateur rippers, Ty Stigney and Jasper Steinbach, in any such manner as this and I'll happily go to my obsolete grave in that human knowledge.