quit while you're ahead

I'll admit I was tempted to use the AI prompt for this post, if only to see what bizarre, nonsensical copy it would scrape out of the ether. It's become a new guilty pleasure of mine on eBay, reading all the inane descriptions that have no real meaning or character whatsoever, but is that what lies ahead for our crumbling civilization? Is the long awaited decline of the west finally at hand? Was Skynet given way too much credit for the long, whistling note of a flatulent fart that we'll likely go out on? Whatever you may think or believe, it's safe to say that AI would not have introduced this latest Village Psychic video by Caleb Roepke, "Quit While You're Ahead," featuring our two amateur rippers, Ty Stigney and Jasper Steinbach, in any such manner as this and I'll happily go to my obsolete grave in that human knowledge.