StrangeLove Skateboards
Todd Bratrud / Cereal Hot Tub / 9.875 Deck (Pre-Sale)
Regular price
$90.00
- Artwork by Todd Bratrud
- Manufactured at BBS Mfg.
- Hand-Screened at Screaming Squeegees
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Note: This is a PRE-SALE ITEM, meaning that by purchasing at this time the deck will ship to you at a later date (we anticipate shipping these decks by 5/25).
- Caveat: Be aware that blemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.
- Dimensions: 9.875 x 32.5
- Specs: Nose: 7.0 / Tail: 7.0 / WB: 14.25
- Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the wood manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it. Additionally, we charge a $25 restocking fee on any pre-sale orders that are requested to be canceled.
- Product Description: Even though we explained the whole pre-sale thing above, I kinda feel the need to state it all again. So, here you go (with minor variations just because): This is a PRE-SALE ITEM, meaning that by clicking and purchasing you acknowledge and understand that the deck will ship to you at a later date. Currently, we estimate that ship date to be May 25th. Furthermore—because there's another condition to all this—should you choose to cancel your pre-sale order, we charge a stern but fair $25 restocking fee. But enough of all the seriousness. This is supposed to be a hot tub party! Or wait... shouldn't it be a cold tub party? I mean, all that sugary crisp corn goodness would turn to oatmeal if it was really a hot tub. Yeah, I know, I'm just quibbling like a Quisp, trying to bring logic into the wholly illogical, because if it weren't for the wonders of wacky weed all these mascots from different corporate mothers would surely be going battle royale, because that's just what competing capitalist cartoon characters do. —Cliver
