StrangeLove Skateboards
StrangeLove Pack #29 / Stickers
Regular price
$20.00
- New Header Card
- One 3mm 5x9 Polyethylene Bag
- Two Staples
- 17 Adhesive Forms
- Corn (This is just an assumption on my part, but it seems like everything has some form of corn in it nowadays—thanks, Monsanto!—so better safe than sorry, especially if you have a corn allergy.)
- Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
- Product Description: Is our universe expanding or shrinking? One would have to wonder if wonder one could, but, as a company once known as Vision Skateboards proudly touted in the '80s: Don't die wondering. And, honestly, I always wondered about that, like, what does it even mean? Don't die while wondering? Don't die without wondering? But, honestly, the answer isn't so obtuse as I'm making it out to be. What they were trying to imply by this slogan is that one should not die without having done. In other words, stop wondering about something and just do it, which, leads me to a much more corporate but also much more direct and understandable order to just do something. especially if it's something you have been wondering about but lacked the impetus to put into action. The obvious life crime here being to one day die without having done that thing you always wondered about doing but never got around to doing and now, fuck! You're dead. It's too late. On that note, sorry for wasting precious seconds of your life, but I had to fill this space with something. Unfortunately it was much ado about nothing. —Cliver
